趣味英語：笑話

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趣味英語：笑話三則

　　趣味英語：笑話三則之Do You Know My Work?

　　One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their nigh clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.

趣味英語：笑話三則

　　“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don’t think of money when they’re afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.” “You don’t know my work，” said the other. “What is your work?” “I’m a policeman.

　　“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work?”“No，”said the policeman. “I’m a writer. I’m always telling stories about things that never happened.”

　　【譯文】

　　你知道我是干什么的嗎?

　　一天晚上，一家旅館失火，住在這家旅館里的人穿著睡衣就跑了出來。兩個人站在外面，看著大火。

　　“在我出來之前，”其中一個說：“我跑進(jìn)一些房間，找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火里，火就會把它燒成灰燼。所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了。沒有人會因?yàn)槲夷米咚鼈兌兊酶F。” “你不知道我是干什么的。”另一個說。 “你是干什么的?”

　　“我是警察�！�

　　“噢!”第一個人喊了一聲。他靈機(jī)一動，說：“那你知道我是干什么的?”“不知道�！本煺f。 “我是個作家。我總是愛編一些從未發(fā)生過的故事�！�

　　趣味英語：笑話三則之 Who is the laziest

　　Father:Well,Jack,I talked with your teacher today .And now I want to ask you a question ,Who is the laziest person inyour class ?

　　Jack:I don`t know ,father.

　　Father:Oh,think!When other boys and girls are reading and wirting ,who sits quietly and only watch how other people word?

　　Jack:Our teacher ,father.

　　【譯文】