詼諧搞笑的英語(yǔ)諺語(yǔ)

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

鈔票不是萬(wàn)能的，有時(shí)還需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛(ài)動(dòng)物，因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴?/p>

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去愛(ài)你的鄰居，不過(guò)不要讓她的`老公知道。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每個(gè)成功男人的背后都有一個(gè)女人，每個(gè)不成功男人的背后都有兩個(gè)女人。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快樂(lè)的單身漢遲早也會(huì)結(jié)婚，畢竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

聰明人都不結(jié)婚，但一旦結(jié)了婚很難再聰明起來(lái)。