小學生趣味英語小笑話帶翻譯

　　下面是小編為你收集的趣味小學生英語小笑話，歡迎瀏覽。

　　篇一

　　那又怎么樣?

　　"With a single stroke of a brush,"said the art teacher，taking his class around the National Gallery," Joshua Reynolds could change a smiling face to a frowning one. "

　　“只需揮一下筆刷，”美術(shù)老師站在國家美術(shù)館前對他的'學生說，“宙華理諾思就能把一張微笑的臉變成一幅長滿皺紋的臉�！�

　　" That's nothing，“said one small boy.”So can my mother."

　　一名男生說:“那有什么，我媽媽也能做得到�！�

　　篇二

　　填表

　　Two drifters were so broke that，against their principies，they went to an employment office，looking for work."What shall I put here where it says 'Experience' ?" Joe whispered.

　　兩位流浪漢已到了窮困潦倒的境地，他們只好打破了常規(guī)，來到了招工辦公室找工作。

　　"Try road labor or farm,"said Pete.

　　“在關(guān)于‘經(jīng)歷’這一欄里，我填寫什么呢?”喬小聲地問。

　　Joe grimaced and printed painstakingly, his tongue sticking out of the corner of his mouth.”Pete,"he hissed,"how d'ya spell0 farm?"

　　“你寫修路工或干農(nóng)活吧!”彼特說。

　　With the superior attitude of an educated man，his friend replied,"E一I一E一I一0.”

　　喬滿臉愁容地在那里吃力地寫著，最后他把舌頭伸出嘴角不好意思地問:“彼特，怎么拼農(nóng)場這個字?”

　　帶著一種似乎是受過教育的'高傲態(tài)度，他的朋友回答說:"E一I一E一I一Oe"

　　篇三

　　上帝與惡魔

　　A preacher was asking for contributions to the church's sprogram to buy food for the needy. The town gambler, who also owned the salon and several other shady operations，offered the preacher $500.“You can't take that," a scandalized deacon told the preacher. "That's the devil's money.”

　　教堂活動中有個項目是為窮人捐錢買食物。一次一位牧師在請求公眾捐資時，鎮(zhèn)上一名擁有一個沙龍和幾個賭場的賭場老板捐了五百塊錢�！澳悴辉摻邮芩�的錢�！币晃幻�聲很

　　壞的收師對那位牧師說，“那錢是魔鬼的錢。

　　"Well，brother，"said the preacher，cheerfully accepting the gift,"in that case，the devil has had his hands on it long enough. Now let's see what the Lord can do with it.”

　　“澳，我說兄弟，”高興地收了捐贈的'牧師說:“要是那樣的話，魔鬼的手印一定還在這錢上，現(xiàn)在咱們就看看上帝會怎樣來對什它吧!”

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