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篇一：
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢干什么了?”
“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說(shuō)。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)�！霸俳o你兩分錢�？赡銥槭裁磳�(duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”
“她是個(gè)賣糖果的。”
篇二
A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate.
Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have
a crush on someone else in the class, when they’re eight
or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-old
kid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it
expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son,
it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it
cost?” And the father said, “I don’t know, son. I’m still paying.”
有個(gè)小孩愛上了另一個(gè)小孩，對(duì)方是學(xué)校的同學(xué)。八歲或十歲左右的孩子有時(shí)會(huì)迷戀班上某個(gè)人，然后就以為自己戀愛了。因此這個(gè)八歲的小孩回家問(wèn)他爸爸：「爸爸，結(jié)婚很花錢嗎?」爸爸說(shuō)：「是啊，兒子，非�；ㄥX�！箖鹤佑謫�(wèn)：「要花多少錢呢?」爸爸說(shuō)：「我不知道，兒子，我到現(xiàn)在還一直在付錢啊!」
篇三
A Silly Man
Fred was going to school. When he passed a park, he saw a man sawing a big branch from a tree. The man was on a ladder and the ladder was against the big branch he was sawing. “Hi, it is dangerous.” Fred shouted. “After you cut off the branch, you will fall, too.” But the man didn’t believe him, and said angrily, “Go away, you little thing. It’s none of your business.”
Fred could do nothing, so he left. He didn’t go far before he heard something crashed. He rushed back and found the man lying on the ground.
Fred asked some men for help. They carried the man to the hospital.
一個(gè)愚蠢的人
弗雷德走在上學(xué)的路上。路過(guò)一個(gè)公園時(shí)，他看見一個(gè)人在鋸一棵大樹的樹枝�！班�，你這么做很危險(xiǎn)的�！辟M(fèi)雷得喊道：“你鋸了那樹枝后，你會(huì)摔下來(lái)的�！倍莻�(gè)人不相信他，憤怒地說(shuō)：“快走開，小東西，沒(méi)有你的事。”
費(fèi)雷德沒(méi)趣地離開了。他沒(méi)有走多遠(yuǎn)就聽見一聲響，他急忙跑回去，發(fā)現(xiàn)那個(gè)人躺在地上。
篇四
Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”
湯姆是個(gè)小孩， 他才7歲。 當(dāng)他去電影院的時(shí)候。那時(shí)他第一次去。他買了張票進(jìn)去了。 但沒(méi)過(guò)兩三分鐘他就出來(lái)了，然后買了第二張票又進(jìn)去了。 幾分鐘后他又出來(lái)買了第三張票。 接著兩三分鐘后他又出來(lái)買票。 一個(gè)女的問(wèn)她，“你為什么要買那么多票啊? 你見到了幾個(gè)朋友?" "沒(méi)有， 我里面沒(méi)朋友， 但是每當(dāng)我進(jìn)門的時(shí)候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了"